Shingles

More and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly
lines. One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist
asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles."

So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told
him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he
had.

He said, "Shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and
told him to wait in the examining room. A half-hour later a nurse
came in and asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles."

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for
the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he
had.

He said, "Shingles."

The doctor said, "Where?"

He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

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