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Do you hate spam????
send them this:
An Open Letter To All Spammers:
By now, with all the media coverage, you may have realized that many
people are irritated by your activities. But if you thought it ended
at mere irritation, you haven't thought it through.
Irritation is a form of stress, and as has been medically proven,
stress kills. Ahah, you say, but your unsolicited commercial e-mail
hasn't killed anyone yet. Perhaps it has...
Through an interesting legal doctrine, the spam itself doesn't have to
kill, it just has to begin a chain of events that result in death. Say
you were driving drunk and hit another car. The driver of that car is
put in an ambulance and rushed to the hospital, but on the way to the
hospital the ambulance is struck by lightning and explodes, killing the
passenger. You could still be convicted of his death. Why? But for
your illegal act of driving while intoxicated, that person would have
most likely made it home safe. Your reckless and selfish actions
resulted in that person having to be in that ambulance and thus you are
responsible for their death.
Now let's look at your spam... it aggravates a man who then snaps at
his wife over an insignificant thing. They get in a fight. He leaves
the house, goes to a bar, has a few drinks... On his way home he gets
into an accident, killing himself and the driver of the other car.
But for your spam, he might have been in a better mood and wouldn't
have fought with his wife, but no... your reckless and selfish actions
resulted in the death of TWO people. You sick, shameless fool!
Thus when you -- with full premeditation and knowledge of the potential
consequences -- send out a bulk unsolicited commercial e-mailing to
millions of people, you are in effect committing attempted murder by a
single individual on a mass scale heretofore unknown in the history of
Another interesting legal doctrine is that you may use as much force in
the defense of the life of another from an attacker as you would to
defend your own. That means that not just everyone with an e-mail
address may kill you in self defense, but everyone in the world may
kill you to defend the rest of us before your spamming has the chance
to take another life.
Please, save your own life as well as the lives of countless others.
Don't spam... or we'll kill you.
With love from your pal,