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A magician was on stage doing his act, when he called for a
volunteer from the audience. A man volunteered & went up on
stage. The magician told him to pick up the 16 lb.
sledgehammer that was on stage next to a cement block &
break the block apart with the sledgehammer, so the audience
would know the sledgehammer was real.

So, the man swung the sledgehammer with all his might &
shattered the cement block. The magician now told the man to
hit him square in the face with the sledgehammer. Horrified, the
man said, "No way. It'll probably kill you". The magician insisted
that the man hit him in the face, saying, "I'll be fine...I promise
you...go ahead." "Well,", the man replied, "OK here goes."

Again, the man swung the sledgehammer and aimed it at the
magicians face. The result was very bloody. The magicians
nose was crushed, teeth fell out, blood everywhere. After 6
months in a coma in the hospital, the magician was lying in the
hospital bed. One eye opened, the fingers flexed a bit, the other
eye opened, and the magician sat straight up and said, "Ta-da!"

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