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Close Examination
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A: In this scene, a lawyer cross examines a doctor about a victim's
death.

Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?"

A: "No"

Q: "Did you check for breathing?"

A: "No"

Q: "So then it is possible the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?"

A: "No"

Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?"

A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Q: "But could the patient still have been alive nevertheless?"

A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere."

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