You Know You're In Arizona When

 You've signed so many petitions to recall governors you can't remember
the name of the incumbent

 You notice your car overheating before you drive it

 You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing funny

 You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water

 You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt
River

 You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink

 You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without flinching

 You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour... and it'll be over 100

degrees

 You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves

 You discover, in July, that it only takes two fingers to drive your car

 You know you can make sun tea instantly

 You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use
your fireplace

 The best parking place is determined by shade -- not distance

 You realize that "Valley Fever" isn't a disco dance

 Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one

 You can pronounce the words: "Saguaro", "Tempe", "San Xavier", "Canyon
de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim" and "Cholla"

 It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and yet all the streets
are totally empty of both people and cars

 You actually burn your hand opening the car door

 Sunscreen is sold year round, kept right at the checkout counter

 Sunscreen w/a formula less than 50 spf is a joke

 You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mailbox

 Some fool can market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will

actually buy them

 Worse -- some fools actually try to jog

 You know that hot air balloons can't rise, because the air temperature
is hotter than the air inside the balloon

 No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car

 You can understand the reason for a town named "Why"