Joe said at a long-ago Halloween, I stopped off at my sailing club to attend the Halloween party. As I arrived, another member, Charlie, was just showing up also. Neither of us realized it was a costume party until we got to the door. The doorkeeper informed us that no one would be admitted without a costume. Charlie was turning to leave, when I asked, "What do you mean, we can't get in without a costume? We ARE in costume. I'M CHARLIE! HE'S JOE! We've come dressed as each other. I can't believe our costumes are so good that you were completely fooled!"