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| One Liner |
I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.
-- Jack Mayberry
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| Its Only A Joke... |
Prepare yourself. I have uncovered information that may shock and
upset you. Much like the Kennedy/Lincoln connections it has come to my
attention that George of the Jungle and Titanic are basically the same
movie. While looking at the cultural values of films in my Lit class, I
accidently
stumbled across this exciting news. Keep in mind nothing happen in Blaine,
MN. So this is exciting!!!
- Anonymous
GEORGE: High society Ursula is engaged to the pompous, arrogant Lyle
Vandergroot but ends up in love with third class George.
TITANIC: High society Rose is engaged to the pompous, arrogant Cal
Huckley but ends up falling for third class Jack.
GEORGE: Ursula first meets George after he saves her life.
TITANIC: Rose first meets Jack when he saves her life.
GOEGRE: Ursula goes to thank George and ends up spending the rest of
the day with him.
TITANIC: Rose goes to thank Jack and ends up spending the rest of
the day with him.
GEORGE: Ursula sees George's sensitive side when he cheers up a
monkey.
TITANIC: Rose sees Jack's sensitive side when he cheers up a little
girl.
GEORGE: Ursula starts falling for George when they first dance
together.
TITANIC: Rose starts falling for Jack when they first dance together.
GEORGE: George is invited to a high society party.
TITANIC: Jack is invited to a high society party.
GEORGE: Ursulas mother forbids the love of Ursula/ George
TITANIC: Rose's mother forbids the love of Jack/Rose
GEORGE: Lyle disposes of George by locking him in a cage.
TITANIC: Cal disposes of Jack by locking him in a room.
GEORGE: Ursula gives up everything to be with George.
TITANIC: Rose gives up everything to be with Jack.
GEORGE: George sacrifices his body in order to save Ursula.
TITANIC: Jack sacrifices his life in order to save Rose.
GEORGE: George is the self-proclaimed "King of the Jungle."
TITANIC: Jack is the self-proclaimed "King of the World"
GEORGE: Ursula wears a special necklace which reminds her of george.
TITANIC: Rose saves a special necklace which reminds her of jack.
GEORGE: rich snooty fiance mocks the natives for their knowledge of
photography and the ape for his choice of reading material, but they
turn out to know more than he does.
TITANIC: rich snooty fiance mocks his girlfriend for her knowledge of
art and her choice of reading material, but she turns out to know more than
he does.
GEORGE: George likes the feel of the wind on his face when he rides
in the limo.
TITANIC: Jack likes the feel of the wind on his face when he stands
at the bow.
GEORGE: "George just lucky i guess".
TITANIC: Jack says how lucky he is to have won the card game.
GEORGE: George doesn't have appropriate clothing for society events.
TITANIC: Jack doesn't have appropriate clothing for society events.
GEORGE: a benevolent ape helps George overcome his social
inadequacies.
TITANIC: a benevolent passenger helps Jack overcome his social
inadequacies.
GEORGE: George returns to a dangerous situation to rescue ape, who is
locked up and treated like an animal.
TITANIC: Jack returns to a dangerous situation to rescue a boy, who
had been locked up and treated like an animal.
GEORGE: Ursula is delighted to see unfamiliar forest creatures
enjoying their native songs.
TITANIC: Rose is delighted to see unfamiliar third-class creatures
enjoying their native songs.
GEORGE: George is left parentless due to a tragic mass-
transportation accident.
TITANIC: Jack is left lifeless due to a tragic mass-transportation
accident.
GEORGE: George dangles from a bridge to help a suicidal stranger.
TITANIC: Jack dangles from the bridge of a ship to help a suicidal
stranger.
GEORGE: George is a cartoon character brought to life through the
magic of movies.
TITANIC: Cal is a live person turned into a cartoon character through
the magic of movies.
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