After two years of waiting, the answer is about to be given...
Introducing Ed, CEO, Owner, Boss, Employee, Janitor, Webmaster, Editor,
Publisher, Programmer, and of course, Joker.
Located in Canada, Joke A Whenever is small but powerful. It touches the
hearts of over thirty five hundred people whenever it gets sent out. Joke A Whenever is
located in a small second story office, and run off a single computer. Until
November 2000, All work was done on an old 486/66 machine, maxed to its limit.
Joke A Whenever is truly a hobby, that has turned into something more. Never
yet, has one cent been paid to promote the site, host it or in any way
affiliated with it. The only expense ever was the purchase of the domain name,
Jokeawhenever.com. However, It has
paid for the purchase of a new computer to make things a slight bit smoother.
I 'm sitting here thinking that I, Ed should
tell you a few more personal things. After all, most people don't really care
about how long Joke A Whenever has been around!
One of the easiest questions which by now I"m hoping
very much you already guessed. Yes, I am a male. There is no females in my side
of the world with the name Edward, at least not to my knowledge!
What? You want my home phone number, and mailing address.
That wont be quite as easy as copying it down from here I am afraid. I live in
Ontario Canada. Below are a few pictures. The first one is the construction of
our new igloo offices. After all, as we all know. Canadians only live in
igloos. Correct? The second image is just a general shot of the Canadaian
winter. Lastly, a shot of my 2500 sq, foot skating rink which I, with the help
of my family, and friends (I'm not a complete computer geek you know!)
construct year after year. Sorry for the lack of a head. I figured I would look
better without it!
| Office Construction (Igloo)
||Ontario, Canada: Winter
So, have you figured out my age yet? Most
people guess me to be close to 28-35 years of age. One person from Joke A
Whenever, figured me to be at least 80. I assure you that is a few years off. I
have also been deemed a 7 year old by a few people who seemed to take my
maturity level into account, or something like that. I don't think I"m
quite ready to tell you my age yet, so keep on reading!
Before I continue with my age babble, I would like to
take a minute to thank my colleagues. Both very faithful companions, and hard
workers. On the left is Duckie, my faithful assistant who comes to almost every
travelling engagement I receive. Chia, spends a large amount of his time
pondering life and looking of of the window. He recently lost a lot of hair
because of dehydration. As a result, he now has a streaked hair approach to
life, and in the pictue below (Right) you can see some of the streaks. I hope
you like his haircut. It was an in house job, to save company expenditures! (I
really wonder what the hair dresser would have said though!)
Both of my faithful employees have become
quite talkative late at night when I am up working on work. Someone told me I
should visit a specialist. They cost alot though.
Back to that topic of age that everyone nags me about. I
am younger than most people guess. I am not 7 though my age does add
to be four. I am just a student, attending a the university of guelph (Studying Engineering), with a busy
academic life. Currectly in my fourth year, I am constantly bogged down
If you are looking for custom PHP Programming, I am working almost full time doing design work and custom programming now. Joke A Whenever is going to be updated one of these days as well!
I'm still in school. I am one of those under appreciated,
underpaid computer freaks who enjoys his job. The magical age you are looking
for is 22.
- Ed :-)