Absurdist Jokes
4 jokes
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Brad Pitt's Lawn Ornament
"I used to be Brad Pitt's lawn ornament."
ðĪŠKickboxing Chess
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
ðĪŠLemon Water Gun
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes.
ðĪŠTwo Fish in a Tank Joke
So, there are these two fish in a tank...