Brewery Presidents

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "I would like the 'world's best beer,' a Corona." The bartender gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the 'King of Beers,' a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Keystone says, "I'd like the only beer that doesn't give you bitter beer face. Give me a Keystone Light." He gets it. The gal from New Glarus sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback but gives her what she ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at her and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Spotted Cow?" She replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."