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Duck Puns
Here are a few duck jokes for you:
What time does a duck wake up in the morning? At the quack of dawn! A duck walks into a bar, orders a drink, and tells the bartender: "Just put it on my bill!" What is a duck's favorite snack? Cheese and quackers! What did the duck say after hearing a hilarious joke? "You quack me up!" What do you call a crazy duck? A quackpot!