Frog and Psychic

A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"

"No."

"Will I meet her at a night club?"

"No."

"When will I meet this beautiful young girl?"

"Well," said the psychic, "You will meet her next year -- in biology class."

"Well," said the psychic, "You will meet her next year -- in biology class."