The Root Beer Pigs

A pig walked into a bar and asked, "Do you serve root beer?"

The bartender said he did.

"I'd like one, please," the pig said.

After the pig had finished, he asked to use the restroom.

After the pig left, another pig came in and asked for two root beers. This pig then asked for the restroom just like the first one had. Two more pigs came in. One ordered three root beers and the other four. They too used the restroom.

When a fifth pig came in, the bartender thought he'd get cute. "Let me guess, you want five root beers."

The pig was shocked. "Why, yes. Yes, I would." When he was done, he started to walk out. The bartender was confused. "Don't you want to use the restroom like the other four pigs did?" "No, I'm the fifth little piggy. I go wee-wee-wee all the way home."