Anti-Jokes Jokes

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Airline Food

There's one joke that I just don't get.

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Apple Growth

How many apples grow on a tree?

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Basketball Skills

Why are black people good at basketball?

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Batman's Command

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

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Benefits of Swimming

Swimming is good for you.

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Big Yellow Bulldozer

What is big, yellow, and cannot swim?

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Blue Cow

What do you call a blue cow?

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Brown and Sticky

What is brown and sticky?

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Coffee Preference

I like my women like I like my coffee.

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Coming Out

What is the hardest part about coming out of the closet?

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Deer in a Bar

A deer walks into a bar.

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Dinner Guests

If I could have dinner with any three people, dead or alive...

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Dog With No Legs

What do you call a dog with no legs?

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Flat Feet

Why do ducks have flat feet?

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Flying South

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

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Gay Dinosaur

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

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George Washington Today

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

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Green Wheels

What's green and has wheels?

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Green With Wheels

What is green and has four wheels?

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Guess What

Guess what?

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Hearing Impaired Duck

What do you call a hearing-impaired duck?

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Incomplete Joke

A Jewish man told me this...

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Interactive Knock-Knock

I have a knock-knock joke for you...

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Jimmy's Candy

Jimmy has 36 candy bars, and he eats 28. What does Jimmy have?

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Killing Elephants

How do you kill an elephant?

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Language Barrier

What did the Japanese Priest say to the German Minister?

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Lobster Soccer

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

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Long Story Short

I like to make jokes about summarizing stories without context.

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Man at the Bakery

A man arrives at the bakery...

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Me Neither

Person 1: Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither?

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Mexican Octopus

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?

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Mole and Eagle

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

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Non-Rhyming Poem

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

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One-Legged Cow

Where do you find a one-legged cow?

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Pirate Movie Rating

What is the pirate movie rated?

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Pizza Difference

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

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Plum and Elephant

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

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Prom Night Lines

A guy takes his girlfriend to the prom.

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Pun Plus Pun

What is a pun plus a pun?

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Racist Lightbulb

How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Red Rubber Balls

The Story of the Red Rubber Balls

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Red and Bad

What's red and bad for your teeth?

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Retired Postman

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

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Sad Horse

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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Smells Like Paint

What is red and smells like green paint?

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Stoic Numbers

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Talking Rocks

So these two rocks are having a conversation...

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The Fallen Parrot

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

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The Falling Monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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The Grasshopper Drink

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named afte...