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Prom Night Lines

Anti-Jokes

A guy takes his girlfriend to the prom.

He has a lot of work to do. First, he has to rent a tux, so he goes to the tuxedo store, but there's a huge tuxedo line at the store. Finally, he gets out of there and realizes he has to go buy a corsage, so he goes to a florist. But there's this big, long corsage line at the florist. Finally, he gets the corsage and has his tux, but now he's got to go rent a limo. However, there's a huge line when he gets to the limo place. After waiting and making all the arrangements, it's finally the night of the prom. He picks her up and takes her to the dance, but there's a huge ticket line at the door. Finally, they get in and start dancing and having fun. She says to him, "I'm hungry," so he goes to get her some food, but there's a huge buffet line. He gets her some food, they eat, and they're dancing again when she says, "Now I'm thirsty, can you get me a drink?" So he goes to get her a drink, and there is no punchline.

long prom misdirection