The Orange Head

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting in the corner with a huge orange head.

He goes up to the bartender and asks, "What's up with the guy with the giant orange head?" The bartender replies, "Oh, if you buy him a drink, he'll probably tell you all about it." So the man buys the guy a drink and sits down with him. The guy with the orange head says, "So, I suppose you want to know about my head?" He proceeds to explain: "One day I was walking along the beach when I found a gold bottle. I rubbed it and a genie came out. The genie said, 'For saving me from the bottle, you get three wishes.' So for the first wish, I wished for unlimited money. I got that, and it was good. Then I wished for a supermodel wife, and that was all good, too." The man pauses, looking regretful. "And then my third wish... that's where I went wrong. I wished for a huge orange head."