The Fly in the Beer

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and an Irishman walk into a bar...

All three sit down and order a pint of beer. As soon as the beers arrive, a fly lands in each of their glasses. The Frenchman looks at his beer with disgust and refuses to drink it. The Englishman picks the fly out of his beer, tosses it aside, and sips his pint. Finally, the Irishman is furious. He picks up the fly and screams, "Spit it out, you bastard!"