Ten Shots

A guy walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey.

The bartender hesitates but then lines up the shots. The guy takes them one after the other down the whole line, just boom, boom, boom, boom. The bartender says to the guy, "Man, I've been doing this for 20 years and I've never seen anyone drink like that." The guy says, "You would drink like this too if you had what I have." The bartender asks, "Well, what do you have?" The guy says, "35 cents."