The Sack Trick

Three women escape from prison.

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde escape from prison and hide in a farmer's barn. Seeing no other cover, they decide to hide in three separate burlap sacks. Before long, a deputy searches the barn and comes across the sacks. He nudges the first sack, with the redhead inside, and she lets out a small, "Woof!" "Oh," says the deputy, "just a puppy taking a nap." He nudges the second sack, with the brunette inside, and she lets out a small, "Meow!" "Oh," says the deputy, "just a kitten taking a nap." Finally, he nudges the third sack, with the blonde inside. Silence. He nudges it again, and the blonde yells, "Potatoes!"