A Tour of Hell

A man dies and is condemned to Hell.

When he first gets there, the Devil gives him a tour. He tells the man that he'll show him three rooms, and the man gets to pick which one he spends eternity in. In the first room they come to, everyone is standing waist-deep in filth. In the second one, everyone is standing neck-deep in filth. But in the third room, everyone is standing in filth up to their knees and drinking coffee. The man immediately says, "I choose this room!" The Devil ushers him in and says, "Alright everybody, coffee break's over! Back on your heads!"