Chernobyl Promises

A little girl was talking to her dad.

"Dad, I think you should've moved out of Chernobyl. I heard that radiation does weird things." "Don't worry, sweetie. You'll be safe," says the dad, patting her on the head. "Really, Dad? Nothing weird will happen?" "I promise! Cross my hearts and hope to die!" said the dad, patting her other head. Then they joyfully trotted off to dinner, their hooves causing a pleasant echo within the concrete bunker.