Last Requests

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same
day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their
maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal
speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had
been said among the participants.

The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son,
do you have a last request?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could
you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"

"Certainly," replied the warden.

He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you,
son? What is your final request?"

"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."