The Former Hearse Driver

A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask a question.

The driver screams, loses control of the car, goes up on the footpath, and stops just inches from a shop window. The driver says, "Don't ever do that again! You scared me!" The passenger apologizes and says, "I didn't realize a little touch would scare you so much." The driver replies, "Sorry, it's not your fault. It's my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."