The Tractor

An insurance salesman is on his way to a remote farm when he sees a boy near the house. "Hey, little fellow," he says. "I want to speak to your dad."

"He was run over by a tractor," the boy replies. "Oh... oh that's... that's terrible. Is your mom home?" "She was run over by the tractor too." "Do you have any brothers, sisters, grandparents...?" "All killed by the tractor." "You're all alone then. What the hell do you do all day?" "I drive the tractor."