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Breakfast Ambiguity

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"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Jill, the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready." "Good, what are we having for breakfast?" said Todd, the new husband. "Toast and juice," Jill replied.

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