Firefighter and the Cookies

Not realizing our mother had left some leftover turkey in our oven's
broiler, my sister, 19, turned the oven on to bake cookies. Once the
oven was hot, she put in
the cookies and came back to check on them ten minutes later. When she
pulled open the oven door, flames shot out, and my sister shouted, "Mom!
Fire!" as she closed the door. Immediately our mother called the fire
department and rushed all of us out of the house.

The firefighters were over in a flash, and they quickly hosed the oven
down with some foam, then helped us clear the house of smoke. As one of
the young firemen was leaving, he turned to my mother and said, "Your
daughter is cute. I would ask her out, but I only date women who can
cook.