Pre-Life Crisis

As my wife and I were sitting on the front porch, our oldest daughter came out of the house looking discouraged. It seems all her classmates knew their life's calling, but she didn't have a clue as to her own.

"I don't know where to go to college," she moaned. "And even if I did, my grades probably aren't good enough."

Her mother and I were searching for the right words of reassurance when she suddenly exclaimed, "I'm having a pre-life crisis!"

"I'm having a pre-life crisis!"