The Pastor's Son

One night a pastor was attempting to get his 14-year-old son to study for a test.

He said, "Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 14 miles in the snow to get to school, and every night, he came home and studied and did his homework for the next day."

To this, his son replied, "Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was the President of the United States of America."