The Seagull's Fate

Keith & Phyllis took the kids and went to the beach for a Sunday outing, when Philip, Keith's youngest son, ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" Philip asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," Keith replied.

Philip thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"