Turtle Soup Mix-up

Keith and Phyllis are going out one evening for one of their "nights out." They sit down at a restaurant and look at the menu. Keith tells the waiter, "I think I will have the turtle soup."

The waiter leaves, but then Keith has a change of heart and changes his mind to pea soup.

He asks Phyllis to get the waiter; she gets the waiter's attention and yells to the waiter, "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"