The Archaeologist's Wish

An old archaeologist is studying late in his museum.

He rubs an old lamp and *poof!* a genie appears. "Old man, all your life was dedicated to studying my culture. To thank you, you can choose one of three wishes: eternal youth, neverending wealth, or the greatest wisdom of mankind." "It seems legit," the man thinks. "Youth, I know. I don't need money. I choose wisdom." "So be it. Let the wisdom of all our intellectuals submerge your soul." The archaeologist feels his brain going faster... and faster. After a few seconds, he looks at his shoes and whispers: "I'm such an idiot!"