Historical Jokes
19 jokes
Abraham Lincoln's Hat
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the...
😂Astrologer and the King
A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, t...
😂Civil War Tour
A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites. "Here," he points out at one sp...
😂Edison's Light Bulb
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it ...
😂Einstein's Hair
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Sty...
😂Frederick's Prison Visit
Frederick II, the eighteenth-century king of Prussia, fancied himself an enlightened monarch, and in...
😂George Washington's Money
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can ki...
😂Joan of Arc
9. Joan of Arc heard voices, too.
😂Knight's Misunderstanding
A knight and his men return to their castle after a hard month of riding. "How are we faring?" his ...
😂Michelangelo's Painting
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard ...
😂Mrs. Lincoln Play
Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
😂Mummy's Cause of Death
"Ancient Medicine" An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a caske...
😂Mummy's Heart Failure
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy...
😂Napoleon's Report Card
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your h...
😂Paul Revere's Curfew
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your...
😂Saint Patrick's Skull
An American tourist traveling in Limerick came across a little antique shop where he was lucky enoug...
😂Sleep Tight Origin
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes,...
😂WWI Trench Warfare Names
Two armies are at war, each using the other's name as a target.
😂Wooden Decoy Airfield Joke
One enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that has been told and retold ever since b...