Advent Calendar Explanation

If you haven't already done so, it's time to go out and buy an advent
calender. In case you don't know what an advent calender is, I'll
explain it for you. Now, everyone should have an advent calender,
regardless of whether you celebrate Christmas, because it's an excuse
to eat chocolate and it's good to eat chocolate. Not all advent
calenders are chocolate, but isn't it nice to get up in the morning,
open the little door, look at the cute little picture and then eat the
chocolate.