The Dead Cat Question
One day, while a small boy was at school, his cat died.
His mother, being very concerned about how he would take the news of the cat's death, decided to explain the tragedy in a comforting way.
"Son," she said to him when he came home from school, "Fluffy died today while you were at school. But don't worry, dear, Fluffy's in heaven with God now."
To which the boy responded, "But Mom, what's God going to do with a dead cat??"