Lawyer Jokes
8 jokes
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Dead Dog vs Lawyer
What's the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of th...
⚖️Lawyer Burial
Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?
⚖️Lawyer and Grass
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating gr...
⚖️Lawyer vs Dirt
What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?
⚖️Lawyer's Accessory
What is big, black, and looks good on a lawyer's neck?
⚖️The Charitable Lawyer
A woman working for a charity knocks on a prestigious lawyer's door and says, "Excuse me, sir, I cou...
⚖️The Forester and the Lawyer
A Forester and a Lawyer die and go to Heaven.
⚖️Three People in One Grave
A tombstone reads: "Here rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man."