Stumping Satan

Three guys—a scientist, a mathematician, and a truck driver—are in a car. Suddenly, the car flips over, and they all die. They ascend to heaven, but the guy at the gate tells them, "There's only room for one of you here. You will all have to briefly go to hell to try to pass Satan's test to be allowed into heaven."

They all go to hell and meet Satan. He says, "The only way that I'm going to let you out of my fiery domain is to completely stump me on your own terms." The mathematician goes first. He uses a chalkboard and chalk to write out the most complicated formula he can think of. Satan snaps his fingers, a math book appears, and he solves the equation easily. The scientist goes next. He makes a chemical out of the rarest materials known to man and asks Satan to perfectly replicate it. Satan snaps his fingers, an encyclopedia appears, and he perfectly recreates the chemical. The truck driver says that he needs a stool and a drill. Satan grants his request, and the driver starts his work by drilling eleven holes in a line on the stool. He then sits on the stool and farts. He asks Satan, "Which hole did my fart pass through?" After careful analysis, Satan answers confidently, "Third one from the left." The truck driver responds, "Nope! My butt hole!" and he ascends to heaven.