Marriage Jokes

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Anniversary Suggestion

Thorn was a crotchety old fellow who always took breakfast with his wife. He would read the morning ...

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Changing Positions

A man makes a suggestion to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?"

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Credit Card Thief

A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spendin...

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Cyclone and a Date Night

A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up th...

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Delivery Room Attendance

Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

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Dog and Slippers

Why? A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home...

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Eggs and Money

A newly ordained preacher and his young wife were talking about being more considerate of each other...

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Genie's Deal

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-...

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Grocery Store Wedding

At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father of the bride, "As you give your daughter's hand...

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Killing the Pig

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfu...

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Marital Problems

Amanpreet was having marital problems. So he went to his shrink. The shrink says "when you get home...

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Marriage Definition

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

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Phone a Friend

A man and his wife went to bed one night, and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if ...

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Selling Collectibles

Showing his friend around his home, Myrddin started to point out all of the collectibles he and his ...

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The Assertive Husband

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wif...

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The Box Under the Bed

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must prom...

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The Coast is Clear

A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the ph...

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The Eggs and the Money

A newly ordained preacher and his young wife were talking about being more considerate of each other...

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The Honeymoon Peelings

A newlywed couple was spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort far up in the mountains....