Hearing Test

A guy goes to the doctor, worried about his wife's hearing.

Man: "Doctor, my wife isn't hearing well lately. I don't want to tell her because it might upset her. Can you give me a pill or something to make her hear better?" Doctor: "I need to know how bad it is first. When you go home, test her hearing at different distances." So the guy goes home and sees his wife in the garden, tending to a plant with her back to him. He starts at 50 feet: "Darling, what's for dinner?" No answer. He moves to 30 feet: "My love, what's for dinner?" No answer. He moves to 15 feet: "My dear, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He moves to 5 feet: "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. Finally, he stands right behind her and asks, "Sweetheart, what's for dinner?" His wife turns around and says, "For the fifth time: Roast with potatoes!"