A Compilation of Quotes and Anecdotes

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.

"I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every second of it!"

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein

Creation of woman from the rib of man: She was not made of his head to top him; nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him; but out of his side to be equal with him; under his arm, to be protected; and near his heart to be loved.