Engineer in Hell

An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. Soon, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains, and escalators—making the engineer a pretty popular guy.

One day God phones Satan and asks with a sneer, "Hey buddy, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan snickers back, "Things are going great, actually. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators, and the works. Hell (no pun intended), there's no telling what this engineer guy is going to come up with next." God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake—he should never have gone down there; send him back up." To which Satan replies, "No way, dude. I like having an engineer on staff; I'm keeping him." God retorts, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs loudly and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to find a lawyer?"