Bush and Moses

George W. Bush sees a man in an airport lobby with a long robe and beard.

Bush asks, "Aren't you Moses?"

The man ignores him.

Bush asks again, "Aren't you Moses?"

The man continues to stare at the ceiling.

Bush tugs his sleeve and asks again, "Aren't you Moses?"

The man replies, "Yes, I am."

Bush asks why he's so uppity, and the man says, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert."