The Generous Lawyer

A wealthy lawyer sees two men eating grass by the roadside.

A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road eating grass. Shocked, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one of the men, "Why are you eating grass?" "We are very poor and can't afford food," the man replied. "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other man, he said, "You come with us, too." The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and five kids with me!" "Bring them all," the lawyer answered. They all piled into the limousine. Once underway, one of the men turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost four feet high!"