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The Mars Mission

Profession

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent on a one-way trip to Mars.

The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T." The next applicant, a doctor, asked for two million. "I want to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research." The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much he wanted, he whispered in the interviewerโ€™s ear, "Three million dollars." "Why so much more than the others?" asked the interviewer. The lawyer replied, "If you give me three million, Iโ€™ll give you a million, Iโ€™ll keep a million, and weโ€™ll send the engineer to Mars."

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