Quick Fire Jokes

Q. What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
A. Kids won't eat broccoli.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who swam the Atlantic twice without taking a bath?
A. The dirty double crosser!

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat and a pig?
A. Sausage lynx

Q. Why does an Indian wear feathers on his head?
A. To keep his wig-wam.

Q. How do you make a kleenex dance?
A. Blow a little boogie into it.

Q. Did you hear about the happy Roman?
A. He was gladiator.

Q. Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A. He made a spectacle of himself.

Q. Did you hear about the optician?
A. Two glasses and he made a spectacle of himself.

Q. How about the man who ran through a screen door?
A. He strained himself.