Van Gogh Family in the Philippines

Introducing... the Van Gogh Family in the Philippines:

Granduncle who was tortured during World War II... Lahti Gogh
A cousin who's a cuckold (natorotot, in other words)... Gina Ga Gogh
A Polynesian cousin who's a lush (drunkard baga)... La Singh Gogh
An in-law who is part of the Mafia... Vinny Lang Gogh
European-Chinese aunt who doesn't care who smells her... Dina Lee Li Gogh
The dermatologist cousin... Dr. Kuh Lou Gogh
The olympian athlete niece... Reddy Ghetzet Gogh
The absconding uncle from Spain... Juan Tootree Gogh
The cousin who sells sweepstakes tickets... Vino Bolah Salin Gogh
The uncle who works at the Sta Ana race tracks... Deer Dee Gogh
The gourmet uncle from Hawaii... Haluhalu Widsa Gogh
The uncle left by wife... Pleez Don Gogh
The wife who left uncle... Ivana Gogh
The map specialist uncle... Ver Doo Vee Gogh
Niece whom everyone was ashamed of... Tina Gogh
Vegetarian uncle... Mung Gogh
Cousin afflicted with the same disease as Michael Jackson... Vittie Lai Gogh
Auntie who's producer of violent films... Purudu Gogh
Cousin who works at the Manila Zoo... Chung Gogh
Rich uncle who owns a chain of fast food restaurants... Forheer Ortoo Gogh
Cowboy American relative who owns a bank... Wells Far Gogh
Cousin who's a Shakespearean actor... Eeya Gogh
Smelly uncle... Ahyaw Malee Gogh
The cousin who always leads a coup... Gring Gogh
The cousin who does not have a girl kasi palaging busted... Bi Gogh
The Van Gogh favorite Pinoy Talk show... Showbiz Lin Gogh
The favorite fish... Besu Gogh
The cousin who lives in Muntinlupa... Bilang Gogh
The cousin in the Philippine cabinet... Lina Li Gogh
The mabango cousin... Li Gogh Nang Li Gogh
The mabaho cousin... Dehins Li Gogh
The cousin who is always out on weekends... Go Na Gogh
The insomniac cousin... Kuwa Gogh
The assassin relative... Verdu Gogh
Vinny Lang Gogh's brother who sold him out... Testee Gogh
The family driver... Laging Nabubung Gogh
His replacement... Laging Binubung Gogh
Another replacement (the first one's brother)... Hindipa Nabubung Gogh
The one they have now (and the family mechanic too)... Sagad Sabung Gogh
How come they replaced the third one?... Nasagasaan kasi.
What to say when you invite the Van Gogh family out... Let's Gogh
Those who don't get this joke after reading for the second time... Mas Ga Gogh
Those who don't get it at all... Pinaka Ga Gogh
Those who find this corny... Gogh away
Those who don't like these jokes at all... Please Gogh