A Collection of Short Jokes and Puns

Do you know why God created man first? Because he didn't want any advice!

At the annual snail race, the snails were identified by letters on their cars. As the snail with a large "S" took the lead, the crowd roared, "Look at that "S" car go!"

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

Did you hear about the fisherman who discovered a new way to fish?

He rowed to his favorite spot, ate a can of worms, then waited in the boat with baited breath!

In a stream was our Lady Gertrude
Whose bath left her totally nude.
A man came along,
(And unless I am wrong,
you expected this line to be lewd!)