Old Man's Proposal

Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years passed away. He was lonely. One day, he saw a silver-haired lady sitting alone. He approached her and asked, "Pardon me, ma'am, but may I sit here with you?"

They talked for hours, discovering they had much in common. They liked the same music, voted the same way, had happy marriages, and lost their spouses recently.

Finally, he asked, "Ma'am, may I ask you two questions?"

She replied, "Why certainly!"

He got down on one knee and said, "Will you marry me?"

She said yes. Then, she asked, "What's the second question?"

Jimmie asked, "Will you help me get up?"