Wedding Vows

Todd and Jill had just gotten back from the honeymoon and were having their first fight, and it was a big one. No matter what Todd tried to say or do, Jill refused to compromise or even listen. He started growing exasperated.

After a while, Todd said, "When we got married, you promised to love, honor, and obey."

Jill replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding."