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I'm convinced God put me here to accomplish a certain number of things; right now, I'm so far behind I'll never die!

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'No Excuse' Sunday

To make it possible for everyone to attend church on Sunday, we are proposing to...

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A History Lesson

God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Jacob fooled, Joseph ruled, Bush ...

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Agnostic Pagan

I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods.

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Allowance Sermon Request

Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn...

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