Franken in Heaven

Senator Franken dies and goes to heaven...

Senator Franken dies and is processed through the Heavenly Admission Administration. Somewhere along the proceedings, he expresses his fear that maybe Glenn Beck will be admitted to Heaven too, being such a staunch Christian. Which would definitley ruin it for Franken so he'd rather go to Hell in that case. "No worries mate," says the processing admin angel, "Yer won't see the likes of that one 'ere, ey". So Franken is all "Kay, sure, cool" and gets admitted to Heaven. On the second day of his non-optional "getting acquinted with eternal bliss" orientation program he happens to catch a glimpse of Glenn Beck, walking across the waters and muttering deep thoughts within himself. Displeased, he confronts the orientation program instructor and points out that he did sign up for Heaven on the explicit agreement that Glenn Beck would never be there, and now here he is. "Uhm, sir, so sorry!", goes the instructor. "Slight misunderstanding. That there is actually Jesus Christ trying to be more like Glenn Beck."