God Has Me Covered

A farmer encounters a great flood in his village and is forced to take refuge on his roof.

A car drives by and the driver offers to take him to safety. The farmer says, "No... God will take care of me." The flood gets higher, and a boat comes by and offers him a ride. The farmer says, "No... God will take care of me." Finally, the water gets even higher, and a helicopter shows up offering him a rescue. The farmer says, "No... God will take care of me." A few minutes later, a wave sweeps him away and he drowns. Later in Heaven, God asks the farmer, "Why are you here? I sent you a car, a boat, AND a helicopter!"