Jeb and the Preacher

Every Sunday, Ol' Jeb would fall asleep during the sermon. The Preacher decided to have some fun with Jeb. The following Sunday, he began his sermon as usual. He noticed Jeb was drifting off, so he began to talk softly. "Now friends, I'm sure each of you is a God-fearing Christian, and wants to go to heaven," and the congregation all agreed. The Preacher continued softly, "Well, if there's anyone who doesn't want to go to heaven, and wants to go to Hell, then..." and the preacher takes a deep breath and shouts "STAND UP!" Well, Jeb is startled awake and jumps to his feet! The Preacher looks over at Jeb and asks "Jed, are you really sure you want to be standing up?" Jeb looks around and replies, "Well, Preacher, you're the only other one a-standin', but I'm with you all the way!"