Jesus and Moses

Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach.

Moses looks out at the water and says, "I wonder if I still have it?" He spreads his arms, and the waters part before him. Jesus sees this and says, "Huh, I wonder if I still have it?" He steps onto the water and immediately sinks. He stands up, tries again, and sinks again. After a third failed attempt, he walks back to the shore, soaking wet. Moses says, "Don't worry about it, man. Today just isn't your day." Jesus nods, looks at Moses, and says, "You know what I think it is? The last time I did this, I didn't have holes in my feet."